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The Los Angeles Times reported that the conservative Republican state representative Marvin Couch resigned his office today. He was caught a week ago while getting a $22 blow job at noontime in a car in an Orlando shopping center parking lot. He was arrested on three misdemeanor charges and admitted to having paid prostitutes in the past. Couch is married, has six children, and had earned a perfect voting record from the Christian Coalition of Florida. He was a member of a legislators' prayer meeting group that called itself the "God Squad". He lives in and represented Oviedo. After having been caught, he reportedly said "I have sinned against my god, my wife, my children, and the citizens I represent". Yeah, religious morals suck, don't they Marvin? Most of all, Marvin has sinned against the readers of the World Sex Guide, because he didn't promptly report his research findings to us. A little research on the internet revealed that good Marvin had a "STRONG-PRO-GUN+" rating from the National Rifle Association and signed a letter to Disney complaining about their extending of health benefits to homosexual live-in partners. Add to that "STRONG-PRO-PUSSY++" and "CONFIRMED-ASSHOLE" ratings from the World Sex Guide. How refreshing it is to ponder that Marvin is now condemned to a lifetime of fucking his ugly frigid christian wife, missionary position, lights off. Atta
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