A personal ad by a 35 year old women. It's interesting what kind of a crazy guy would get interested in this! We are really sorry in advance to him

About Me

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PLEASE BE ADVISED---I'M ALLERGIC TO YOUR BULLsh*t so dont even try!
AND
DO NOT ENTER THIS PROFILE IF YOU DO NOT HAVE---
A H U G E-----
SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!
typo----site wont let me fix it. im 41 not 35!
***PAY IT FORWARD***
***SAY WHAT YOU MEAN & MEAN WHAT YOU SAY***
**ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THEN WORDS!!***
*dont expect a harvest if you havent planted your seeds*
if you favorite me then take time to actually talk to me or i will delete you!!!!


Im a country girl! My interests vary greatly! Im very "multifaceted"!!

Ive come to the conclusion that I want/deserve everything I never had before! and I aint settling for anything less then everything! i have nothing to lose and everything to gain!
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Ive gotton rather "screwed" in the past and rest be assured---I wont ever allow it to happen again!!!
that being said...........just looking for new friends to clown around with as sometimes i get so caught up being serious & responsible that I forget to have fun! and ya can never giggle enough!!!!

First Date

its NOT a date, its a meeting!!!something fun or NON traditional!!!!

 

YOU ASKED FOR IT---2009 list of things to do(bring the camera!!)bikini snow angel(dumb idea--i HATE the cold)(ACCOMPLISHED-with pics)hot air balloon ride

jet ski
get on/drive large construction/farm equipment
ladies nite out xx scavenger hunt
go to nude beach
take road trip no map/no navigater/ must include minimum5 states
get drunk a few times (just a few)
kiss a girl or two
karoke
go to casino & ???
get professional xpics taken
aquarium
train ride
water park
murder mystery dinner(cruiz)
maybe--motercycle ride
overnight trailride
try team penning
get my abs back b4 my birthday (good grief 42 this 4th july aaauuugggghhhh)
start writing THAT book
joyce meyer conference(anyone want to go)??(april in VA june in PA)
help deliver wanda's foal (august)
get a real digital camera and learn to work it haha
make outrageous silly video with my kid
attend a few concerts
para sail